Warming up the breakfast.

     Youngsters living in a house with stairs leading to the upper floors have a jolly time, sitting astride the banisters of the stairway, and sliding down. The crotch area and anatomically speaking the perineum, can get quite hot due to the friction, at the end of the slide down.

    The mornings can be quite cold in the UK. Quite often the breakfast is served by 'warming up' the leftovers from the previous night's dinner. This ritual is referred to as 'warming up the breakfast'.

    This really remarkable incident was related by Dr. Jansz, our lecturer in Physiology.

    A newly married couple arrived at a two-storeyed guest house, to start their honeymoon. They were the only occupants and they had to do their own cooking. They were exhausted and decided to forego the dinner and breakfast. Both decided, to only have 'love for dinner and have only love for breakfast'.

    After having love for a late dinner, both fell fast asleep. When the rays of the morning sun lit the bedroom, the husband found that his newly married bride was not in the bed nor in the attached bathroom. He quietly slipped out of the room and to his astonishment saw his wife, seated astride the banister and sliding down on it. She was unaware of her husband watching her and when she reached the bottom of the stairs she climbed back and repeated the procedure. The worried husband blurted out saying 'Darling, what are you doing?' The wife was prompt in her reply ' "Darling, can't you see. I am warming up your breakfast".

Aliens and human reproduction, story by Jansz.

+Story related by the ever hilarious ‘Jansz’

A delegation of humanoid like aliens, landed in France. They got quite friendly with the locals. They did a study of various technologies that the earthlings had mastered, with the guidance of the local inhabitants who were only too glad to show them round. Then they did a cultural study of the customs of the area and the genteel approach to living. Finally, the earthlings were asked how they managed the procreation of the species. The locals who thought that this was off color, requested the aliens to show them how, the aliens did this. The aliens took them to a machine, pressed a few buttons, and out popped a tiny alien, within minutes. Now the locals had to fulfil their promise. They took them to the marital bed-room of a couple and discretely showed them the entire sex act, starting with the small talk, which took a rather long time and ending in a frenzy. At the end of the performance, the aliens said, ‘This is an amazing performance. Where is the new earthling?’ The locals laughed out loud and said ‘You know, you have to wait nine months, by earth time, to see a young earthling’.

            The aliens were flabbergasted and said, ‘If you have to wait nine months for the result, why was there an indecent haste, in the last part of the act?’+