Piss off by Geri

 

Geri Jayasekara	Fri, Dec 1, 11:11 PM (9 hours ago)
to me

Hi, Philip,

This poem that I wrote is dedicated to our male batch mates who are currently having, or may develop, ‘Prostatism.’ 

                  PISS OFF! 

Oh what a bliss to pee with ease

A free flow of the amber clear

Looking down the pot, with the froth on top

Isn’t it like Pilsner beer?

You’re blessed if you start and stop when you want

Not pause with your thingy exposed

And doubly blessed if not spilled inside 

Once away with your trousers closed

Don’t postpone your bladder’s urgent call

And in case you don’t find a loo

A luxurious tree, a pole, or even

A red coloured post box would do

When at the loo of a bar or shop 

If ever the young men do scoff

Pray that you start and stop like them

And boldly tell them, “Piss off!”