n Fri, Dec 1, 2023 at 11:11 PM Geri Jayasekara <sirgeri@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi, Philip, > > > This poem that I wrote is dedicated to our male batch mates who are > currently having, or may develop, ‘Prostatism.’ > > > PISS OFF! > > Oh what a bliss to pee with ease > > A free flow of the amber clear > > Looking down the pot, with the froth on top > > Isn’t it like Pilsner beer? > > > You’re blessed if you start and stop when you want > > Not pause with your thingy exposed > > And doubly blessed if not spilled inside > > Once away with your trousers closed > > > Don’t postpone your bladder’s urgent call > > And in case you don’t find a loo > > A luxurious tree, a pole, or even > > A red coloured post box would do > > > When at the loo of a bar or shop > > If ever the young men do scoff > > Pray that you start and stop like them > > And boldly tell them, “Piss off!” >